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Various listings, 2008:

13 Items of Clothing That I Do Not Wear

Dungarees
Poncho
Lycra leggings
Plus Fours
Apron
Bowling Shirt
Kilt
Lederhosen
Knee length socks
Boiler suit
Pac-A Mac
Surgical gown
Blue Jeans

12 Flowers That Have Grown in my Garden, and 1 That Has Not

Sunflower
Rhododendron
Lilly
Tulip
Rose
Orchid
Bluebell
Gardenia
Oleander
Poppy
Buganvilia
Peony
Datura

10 Colours In Which One Should Not Buy An Automobile

Turqoise
Fushia
Copper
Yellow
Mustard
Beige
Brown
Maroon
Olive Green
Red (Ferrari's exempted)

11 Alien Drug Names

Avelox
Zopiclone
Nasalcrom
Doxycycline
Haldol
Klonopin
Xanax
Halcyon
Zenecal
Zantac
Valium

12 Special Christmas Songs

"Little Drummer Boy" - Bing Crosby and David Bowie

"The Christmas Song" - Nat King Cole

"Israel" - Siouxsie and the Banshees

"Santa Claus is Coming to Town" - The Crystals

"Happy Christmas (War is Over)" - John Lennon

"White Christmas" - Bing Crosby

"Merry Christmas Everybody" - Slade

"Blue Christmas" - Elvis Presley

"I Believe in Father Christmas" - Greg Lake

"Silver Bells" - Bing Crosby

"Welcome Christmas" - The Grinch Whoo Villagers

"Tchaikovsky's March of the Wooden Soldiers" - The Nutcracker

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