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The number one thing I've learned from Ask Katy: Simon is a raging smartass. Of course, this is a quality that I greatly admire in others and am pleased to know he possesses. However, being a smartass is often confused with having a mental imbalance. Therefore, I propose a test. Could you pose the following questions to Simon? 1) How do you feel about the role of ketchup in American society? 2) Paper clips: metal or plastic? Not as scientific as ink blots, but I think his responses could settle the matter. Thanks. Love, Tapanga

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